Monday, May 26, 2008

Hell's Kitchen, week of May 20

I seriously cannot believe all these numbnuts haven't been kicked off the show.

Not a single one of them is qualified to run a fucking Waffle House, let alone a Gordon Ramsey restaurant.

Let's see. Who's left?

Matt, the douche who always looks like he's going to cry. Oh, you cut off the top of your finger? You better ask the doctor for some Monistat, you giant pussy.

Jen and Corey? Incompetent cows.

Louross? OK, maybe you can cook some food, but stop being such a biyotch.

And who's the blonde girl? Who fucking cares?

I cannot WAIT to see Gordon Ramsey scream at them again this week. How many times have they done full services? And they still cannot get one right. Not a single one.

He should chop them all up into the pancetta.

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