The edgy tech-oriented G4 network is seeking to expand its audience with the fascinating and exciting new food show “Hurl!” The premise is simple and easy to digest. You take five or six retarded, idiotic guys, force them to eat massive quantities of disgusting food, then spin them around in various ways until they throw up. The person who lasts the longest without vomiting wins a thousand bucks.
The episode I watched was hilarious. The contestants first had to slurp down as much cream of spinach soup as possible in five minutes without “hurling” it up. (One contestant managed 50 ounces!) The three contestants who managed to keep their soup down then were put on a crazy assed carnival ride sometimes called a “Loop-o-plane” or “Hammer” for another five minutes. Only two managed to complete the ride without vomiting.
For the final challenge, the two remaining contestants had to eat tuna-noodle casserole for five minutes. Unfortunately, one guy lasted about ten seconds before heaving his guts into a pail while the audience jeered and mocked him. The winner, a surfer dude with an IQ of about 4, pumped his fists in the air as he collected his thousand-dollar winnings.
Other shows feature macaroni and cheese, organic milk and pumpkin pie food challenges. Personally, I think they need more fish and corn type dishes for the ultimate puking gross out.
I highly recommend this show. The Food Network better watch their asses, because G4 is turning out to be some stiff competition in the food arena!
2 comments:
Ha! That is hilarious!
I can't wait to see this show!
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