There's a Sandra Lee marathon on Food Network today. Sweet Nancy Moses! I'm afraid to look and see what kind of culinary evil she's committing. Maybe some canned cake frosting? Perhaps some packaged cookie mix? Oh yeah. It's pre-packaged oatmeal cookies and rum! Rum! Yeah, that makes it taste homemade. Oh, wait, I get it... you add your own eggs and THAT'S the homemade part.
She's planning a "super-special" anniversary party for her "friends," and she's making Boboli-crust pizza and packaged cookies. Impressive.
One thing's for sure, she'll be making rummy cocktails because why open a new bottle and not finish it off? Nope, she's cracking open a whole new bottle of booze for key-lime martinis.
Soon she'll be laying out her tablescape with shit she bought at the Dollar Store. Can't wait.
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You know she lives by the 70/30 rule which is "70% packaged and 30% "homemade". Seriously. Last time I fucked her she told me. She's 41 you know. No spring chicken!
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