A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
The officer in charge, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.
Deputies had no problem linking the suspect to the crime as it seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID.
The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
Both the spices and the sausage, police said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.
After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, police said.
The money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
That's right, the dog ate the weapon.
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Bwah! I wonder how anyone would feel about being assaulted by mosseburgers.
Mooseburgers. Moose. Not Mosse. Proofread before hitting enter, stupid.
God damn. A typo ruins a little joke.
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