Passengers on a recent celebrity cruise with Guy Fieri were stricken ill by an unexplained chemical reaction due to the stench of Guy’s peroxide drenched hair, natural body odor and sunscreen combined with the salt air.
One passenger told us “At first, when Guy walked in, the stench was so unbelievable that we thought maybe the poor gross thing had you know, crapped in his underpants. We quickly realized that wasn’t it. It was a combo of all the smells radiating off Guy and the salt air. We couldn’t take it, we all just started vomiting on the spot.”
Eventually, nearly five hundred people were helicoptered off the ship and taken to the hospital. All are expected to survive.
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